Jordan. Them pronouns, also usually he pronouns. LDS, SCAdian, Quidkid, nerd. Majoring in Linguistics and German, hoping to become an interpreter.

 

gothiccharmschool:

ladyshinga:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE
















I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

YES. I APPROVE. 

gothiccharmschool:

ladyshinga:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

YES. I APPROVE. 

pragtastic:

serenaders-urgency:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS TO REBLOG FOR SO LONG

Squish is the perfect fucking term it is a word I needed this changes everything. 

pragtastic:

serenaders-urgency:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS TO REBLOG FOR SO LONG

Squish is the perfect fucking term it is a word I needed this changes everything. 

(Source: secondlina)

wwhatevver-ampora:

moewave:

ohh-tedbundy:

A true warrior.

I can’t believe he defeated Mr.Incredible

I love how he fuckin fuckin STOMPS on Fred Flintstone

(Source: notienedesperdicio)

http://actuallyclintbarton.tumblr.com/post/82740332525/nitewrighter-benepla-ideal-hogwarts

nitewrighter:

benepla:

ideal hogwarts students:

  • aromantic wizards being absolutely immune to amortentia, it only smelling like the ingredients put into it when they smell it, and teaching other students how to identify the stuff on any food or drink
  • gender confused ravenclaw leafing…

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

waldafrey:

Margaery Tyrell flirting with chicks at her own wedding, and continuing to be a true inspiration to us all

gayowyn:

if you think this story has a straight margaery, you haven’t been paying attention

(Source: margayerytyrell)

maybe-she-has-a-thing-about-dirt:

Getting upset only makes it worse. Calm down.

proof that the King Akðar was notfrightened of Elsa. That he wanted nothing more than to be able to hold her, to touch her

(Source: gameofstiles)

Robert Downey Jr.’s words to kids, at the 27th Kids Choice Awards, March 29, 2014. [video]

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

jaimielannister:

Whenever anyone is talking about how feminist Avatar is they always forget how within the first 4 minutes of the first episode Sokka says ‘Leave it to a girl to screw everything up’ and the Katara calls him sexist and gets so mad she destroys an iceberg and finds the Avatar and basically Katara calling Sokka out on his shit started the whole show

stewieismyhomeboy:

ranmagirl5:

iwanttohuglokibadly:

yespleasehawkeye:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

lunathic:

popcorn-colonel:

thegestianpoet:

mikau:

otherplone:

i’m going to vomit on whoever wrote this

i’m so angry

where do i go to punch someone 



Whoever wrote this shit


WHAT?!?!!

And they wonder why so many girls in todays world have body image issues and eating disorders when this is the view of the media? Fuck you. This woman is beautiful, and more importantly, healthy. So what if she has cellulite. I have cellulite in the same places and I’m 23. Yes, I used to not wear shorts in summer because I hated the look of them but now I want to go over them in bright yellow highlighter pen and use a sharpie to draw a big arrow that says “Scarlett Johansson has these too”. Please highlight more ways in which this woman supposedly “looks like hell” because those will be the things that most young woman can associate themselves with and comments like these are the reasons for the low self esteem of the entire female population.
Yes. I’m in a ranting mood today.

^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^

Who gave this person the right to determine who “looks like hell”?

If that’s what hell looks like, I want to look like hell.

stewieismyhomeboy:

ranmagirl5:

iwanttohuglokibadly:

yespleasehawkeye:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

lunathic:

popcorn-colonel:

thegestianpoet:

mikau:

otherplone:

i’m going to vomit on whoever wrote this

i’m so angry

where do i go to punch someone 

image

Whoever wrote this shit

image

WHAT?!?!!

And they wonder why so many girls in todays world have body image issues and eating disorders when this is the view of the media? Fuck you. This woman is beautiful, and more importantly, healthy. So what if she has cellulite. I have cellulite in the same places and I’m 23. Yes, I used to not wear shorts in summer because I hated the look of them but now I want to go over them in bright yellow highlighter pen and use a sharpie to draw a big arrow that says “Scarlett Johansson has these too”. Please highlight more ways in which this woman supposedly “looks like hell” because those will be the things that most young woman can associate themselves with and comments like these are the reasons for the low self esteem of the entire female population.

Yes. I’m in a ranting mood today.

^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^

Who gave this person the right to determine who “looks like hell”?

If that’s what hell looks like, I want to look like hell.

http://2boldlyqueer.tumblr.com/post/82738869924/onnasannomiya-myrandaroyces-when-we-talk

onnasannomiya:

myrandaroyces:

when we talk about women in refrigerators it’s not always something super literal

i don’t imagine in writers room across the globe they’re all sitting there like “well we’re out of ideas let’s fridge another one” (but maybe they do i have no idea)

but…